In the early days of our marriage over 40 years ago, Art and I had a standing joke where he wouldn't tell me if he'd voted for Nixon or McGovern. He said he didn't want to tell me who he voted for because he wanted me to make up my own mind and not rely on his opinion. We now know, of course, that we are on the same page politically and in all the ways that count.
But back then? I wasn't 100% sure.
Art has always been able to fall asleep quickly which I've been very jealous of. One night, I heard his snoring turning to mumbling. Hmmmm...
"Art?" I whispered.
"Mmm..." he answered.
"Are you awake?" I asked.
I quickly realized he really was asleep so I thought I'd ask the big question. No, I didn't ask who he dated before me.
"Did you vote for Nixon?" I asked softly.
"No." came the slow answer.
"Did you vote for McGovern?" I prodded.
"Yes..." he answered.
When the sun rose, I know I had a smug smile on my face. Art was really taken aback. He now knew he could never be a spy.
On the other hand, this little trick didn't work again and to be honest I didn't even try (after two more tries, that is). I didn't think he had anymore secrets to hide from me.
I think.
But back then? I wasn't 100% sure.
Art has always been able to fall asleep quickly which I've been very jealous of. One night, I heard his snoring turning to mumbling. Hmmmm...
"Art?" I whispered.
"Mmm..." he answered.
"Are you awake?" I asked.
I quickly realized he really was asleep so I thought I'd ask the big question. No, I didn't ask who he dated before me.
"Did you vote for Nixon?" I asked softly.
"No." came the slow answer.
"Did you vote for McGovern?" I prodded.
"Yes..." he answered.
When the sun rose, I know I had a smug smile on my face. Art was really taken aback. He now knew he could never be a spy.
On the other hand, this little trick didn't work again and to be honest I didn't even try (after two more tries, that is). I didn't think he had anymore secrets to hide from me.
I think.

Sleep talking, eh? Are you sure he didn't know what you were up to and fooled you?
ReplyDeleteThis gave me a good chuckle!
ReplyDeleteThat's what I wondered too. :)
ReplyDeleteThis sure made me smile, to think of you trying to find out how he voted. Hahaha! :-)
ReplyDeleteI remember when my husband was in graduate school, he was struggling with an advanced statistics course. He started talking about a statistics problem in his sleep, and when he awoke said that he had figured out the problem while he was sleeping! So I'm a believer in sleep talk :-)
ReplyDeleteThis is really funny! In the early days of my marriage, I heard my husband speaking in Hungarian while asleep. This was his mother tongue. I was studying it, but I realized I had to work harder at it!
ReplyDeleteSo cute. It's a Valentines Day story for sure.
ReplyDeleteYou can't hear how loud I'm laughing. You made my day.
ReplyDeleteI once tried talking to my wife while she was asleep, she woke up and laughed at me.
ReplyDeleteThis is the best story!! A very important question was answered!!
ReplyDeletefun, cute story especially cause it's true!
ReplyDeleteHilarious! Ok, someone's being a "Bond girl," and someone's being James Bond without all the credentials. Might need to be investigated for "voter intimidation or fraud." Hypnosis would be next, to sway votes in the voter booth!
ReplyDeleteCute; what a hoot! Linda in KS
Oh my! That is too funny! Hmmmm.... Bond girl, hunh? Now that would make Art laugh.
DeleteSome new questions wold be interesting.
ReplyDeleteSo cute! And how nice that now he has no secrets. I wonder though - do you have secrets you keep from him?
ReplyDeleteWho me?
DeleteThat is funny. Could be very frightening to someone with something to hide.
ReplyDeleteFunny!
ReplyDeleteNow that was funny. Looks like Art fixed his sleep talking so he can resume wanting to be a spy once more:)
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness! I am literally laughing out loud!!! Poor Art. Holly
ReplyDeleteHe was pretty shocked when I told him. :-) Seriously could never do it again though.
Deleteso interesting and dear
ReplyDeleteGreat family story. Now has Art turned it around and used it on You?
ReplyDeleteI think you are lucky if that was your biggest secret. And given your role in this story, so is Art!
ReplyDeleteGlad it was McGovern. : )
ReplyDeleteTrump is going to be the next Nixon.
ReplyDeleteForty years from now everyone is going to be like "how did anyone vote for that guy"
LOL Too funny!
ReplyDeleteIsn't that fun?!
ReplyDeleteThat is heeeelarious!!
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